if gay people come out of the closet do pansexuals come out of the cabinet
no we come out of the PANtry
"Obsessed by a fairy tale, we spend our lives searching for a magic door and a lost kingdom of peace."
but just imagine a ghost that no one can see that catches an item thats flying towards someone right before it hits their face but no one can see the ghost so people start to thin k that person can make stuff float around and the ghoST IS SO ADORABLY AWKWARD IT JUST SORTA FOLLOWS THAT PERSON AROUND AND WHENEVER SOMEONE IS LIKE “duDE MAKE THAT PENCIL FLOAT” THE GHOST JUST SIGHS AND PICKS IT UP
WRITE A BOOK
Painfully accurate model of the solar system if the moon were the size of a single pixel.
The wit is absolutely fantastic.
This is the most amazing thing ever! :D
I am only halfway through this but it is amazing and oddly soothing
my mom and i were trying to name all 9 planets of the solar system and we only had eight so i looked it up and guess what
we forgot the earth
i’ve gotten at least 10 messages telling me there are 8 planets not 9
well i only have one thing to say to y’all
VIVA LA PLUTO